Dear Seeker of Success,
There are so many collections of “worst pick-up lines ever” online, even I pulled together my own set.
One of the (many) awesome things about Speed Seduction® is: you can use corny, dumb pick-up lines to artfully and effortlessly scale barriers that leave other guys tongue-twisted.
While AFCs say “I heard women think these lines are dumb”, YOU can be picking up women with corny, dumb pick-up lines.
Here’s the part that gets missed by so many (but not you, from now on):
It’s not the pick-up lines themselves as much as it is the context and delivery of said lines.
Approaching Young Women While Shopping
Many hot young women from the university by my house go shopping at the Ralphs in my neighborhood. Sometimes in groups, sometimes by themselves.
Many guys will ogle and stare and then later say to their buddies at the Sausage Festival, “Yeah man, there were these hot chicks at Ralphs. I was gonna try for a tag-team event, but I had to get the hot dog stand before it closed.”
Here’s what I’d do.
The fact that I’m so much older than these girls gives me an advantage. (Say what?) When I see young women shopping, I’ll say, “If you guys were 10 years younger, you could be the scandalously older woman in my life.”
Corny? Like a cob. Dumb? Like a block. Effective? I’ll explain in a moment.
Using The Dumb, Corny Pickup Line And Then
Admitting You’re Hitting On Her
Here you a) use the corny, dumb pick-up line as your pre-opener, then b) follow up by admitting you’re hitting on her (in not so many words).
Step One (pre-opener): Say, “Can I ask a question? Are you Jamaican?” Regardless of her response, say “Because Jamaican me crazy.”
When she laughs, go to
Step Two (the “confession”): “I realize that was a little over the top, but when I saw you, I thought, ‘She probably gets approached a hundred times a month. You’d better come up with something different and see if she has a sense of humor you could really enjoy. My name is ___.'”
Why These Dumb, Corny Pick-Up Lines
Actually Get You More Women
In both circumstances, you’re applying your girl-getting skills to the immediate circumstances, using a sense of humor that’s nonthreatening.
At the same time, you’re testing for openness.
If she’s not open to a fun, casual approach where you’re just using humor and being nonthreatening, she’s probably not going to be open to anything else either.
But you’ll be pleasantly surprised how often she’ll open up to you.
Oh, And, About These Pick-Up Lines
Being “Corny And Dumb”?
Sure, women say they find these pick-up lines silly and claim they’d instantly blow off a guy who used them. They usually make these claims around their friends, and usually because they’ve been programmed to believe they’re supposed to say that.
That’s why AFCs won’t use these pick-up lines, while Speed Seducers are using them to get laid.
There’s a difference between what women (and people in general) say they want, vs. what they actually respond to.
Never forget that.
P.S. I know that sounds impossible, but it’s not. In fact, once you learn a few key secrets about female psychology, and learn even just a few of the proven methods in my Rapid And Total Success With Women system…
I guarantee you will enjoy such mindblowing success with women, you will laugh to yourself at how easy it is… and maybe even cry at how you USED to struggle!