I’m Endorsing…..

Dear Seeker of Success,

I never(ever) make political statements in my communications with you. It’s a standing policy, and it’s NOT going to change.

However, this time around, I AM making an endorsement.

Ready?

Here goes…

I Am Endorsing YOU And Your Results!

Listen: no matter what is going on politically, if you aren’t happy with your personal life, the rest of what is going on around you is only going to be so much noise.

So I am backing YOUR “new direction”, rather than anyone in this election.

That said, here are some words of wisdom from me that have stood the test of time over the past 28 years:

1. When it comes to “rejection” I want you to remember my rule: one woman, one vote. On “Erection Day” that hot chick gets the same number of votes as you do-one. And when it comes to who finds you attractive, there is no “universal woman to woman communication network” so that any “rejection” of you gets transmitted to all women and shuts off the supply of pu&%y to you for all time.
2. They can do whatever they want – WE control where we are coming from and what our responses are going to be.
3. If you want success – real success with women or anything in life for that matter, you need to learn to walk the line between being in despair for the result and being over-attached to it.

That skill is a learned one, that only comes from practice in the real world, a non-blaming reflection on the result, and a vision of success that pulls you forward.

So Don’t Let All The Media Noise Today Distract You

Stay focused.

Keep learning.

Go for your dreams and build the life you desire and now claim.

In your corner and on your side,

RJ

P.S. Ok, I will come clean.  I’m voting for Spider-man.

Here are the reasons I’ll be writing in his name:

1) He’s got a cool theme song

2) Great pajamas

3) Hot red-head girlfriend

4) Can swing from a thread – just take a look, overhead.

5) HAS HOT RED-HEAD GIRLFRIEND!