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  • Kevin June 28, 2008, 11:52 am

    I heard you talk about this a while back ago and tried it out myself… Its funny how much it works :D. It always puts a good laugh on their faces too!

  • Nahuel June 29, 2008, 6:35 pm

    I have two ” tell me your name, and i will order you for Christmas” ( non tested yet).
    And here is the other one:
    YOU” Once again your beauty alight my eyes”
    HER” once again?
    YOU” Yes, once again, because when i dream about angels, Its your face what i see
    Well, teh second one is not so stupid, for there is some response potential. Anyway, this is tested, with some success. Maybe now i have loads of success

    Btw i’ve spent all week using the little quiz you teach in one of the videos” are you a folder, a roller, or a …? this is GOLD!!

  • Steve June 30, 2008, 5:59 am

    hey hey..

    I´ve lost my telephone number, can you borrow me yours? 😀

    greetz steve

  • crazy college girls September 18, 2008, 5:16 am

    crazy college girls…

    While I’m not sure if many people will agree with this opinion, I think your thoughts are really interesting regarding it….

  • Antonio August 18, 2013, 4:55 pm

    Me and my friends are always making fun of this…. Here are some of them:

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
    (this one not even rj could use!!!)

    How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    (hahahahahah)

    • Ross Jeffries August 19, 2013, 11:05 am

      @Mestrinhomelo,

      Ha ha; I like that last one, but I wouldn’t dare use that.

      How about this one:

      Would you like to come see my windowless van parked out in the alley?

      The real point is, you want to be different and funny WITHOUT being creepy.

      That’s not always an easy line to walk. It takes practice and a willingness to “fall of the high wire” once in a while.

      RJ

  • ZaraThud August 19, 2013, 5:48 pm

    Just in time. My last walk-up failed for lack of pre-opener. Ha Ha. I think she didn’t quite hear the whole “pretty stick” line in a noisy mall. Looked like she was about to run and scream for security, but I was so shocked by her reaction she stayed long enough for me to dismiss her. She was way too freaked out for me to salvage at that point, if only because I would have had to lean in closer for her to hear me…

  • Rhino September 3, 2013, 5:40 pm

    “Are you a parking ticket?…because you’ve got the word ‘fine’ written all over you.” (This line never fails to get a laugh. Some women have said something like–‘very clever. I’ve never heard that one before.’)

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