Making The Dumbest Pick Up Lines Effective

Dear Speed Seduction® Student,

Way back before there was an on line dating advice/pick-up girls/seduction community(how is that for loading an article with key words?? LOL) there was just Eric Weber’s classic book “How To Pick Up Girls”.


I remember reading back when I was in college(and still a virgin!) and I found the lines to be ludicrous.

I couldn’t even imagine using any of them, much less actually using them as a model for what to say to meet women.

But one thing I’ve discovered is that you actually CAN say some of the dumbest lines in the world and actually have them work….

….IF You Do Something Else First.

What is that something else?

Simple: BEFORE you say the idiotic, corny line, say something dull, routine, normal, even boring.

If you are standing in line at Starbucks, ask her to please pass you the milk. If she is carrying a handbag, comment on it, matter of factly, without any attempt to be funny or stylish in the comment.

Then you pause, look at her with a puzzled look, and DELIVER THE STUPID PICK UP LINE.

It works like this:

You: Nice shoes

Her: Thanks

You: You aren’t Jamaican, are you?

Her: No

You: Cuz you’re Jamaican me crazy.

Her: (whatever reaction she has or look she gives you – laughter, looking at you like you’re from Uranus, whatever, doesn’t matter)

You: Ok, that is the second dumbest thing I’ve said all week to meet someone I might really like.

Then proceed onward with some of the methods I teach in my Speed Seduction® course.

The bottom line here: effective behaviors require the right sequence and the right ingredients.

Dumb pick up lines work, IF they are delivered after the common comment.

Check it out for yourself and report back here on how you do.

Peace and piece,


P.S. If you have a dumb-ass pick up line that you’ve used, please post it here on the blog and share how you’ve used it.

P.P.S. If you don’t have Rapid and Total Success With Women, you are really missing out on easily meeting a constant stream of available and willing women.


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8 Responses to Making The Dumbest Pick Up Lines Effective

  1. Kevin says:

    I heard you talk about this a while back ago and tried it out myself… Its funny how much it works :D. It always puts a good laugh on their faces too!

  2. Nahuel says:

    I have two ” tell me your name, and i will order you for Christmas” ( non tested yet).
    And here is the other one:
    YOU” Once again your beauty alight my eyes”
    HER” once again?
    YOU” Yes, once again, because when i dream about angels, Its your face what i see
    Well, teh second one is not so stupid, for there is some response potential. Anyway, this is tested, with some success. Maybe now i have loads of success

    Btw i’ve spent all week using the little quiz you teach in one of the videos” are you a folder, a roller, or a …? this is GOLD!!

  3. Steve says:

    hey hey..

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  5. Antonio says:

    Me and my friends are always making fun of this…. Here are some of them:

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
    (this one not even rj could use!!!)

    How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    • @Mestrinhomelo,

      Ha ha; I like that last one, but I wouldn’t dare use that.

      How about this one:

      Would you like to come see my windowless van parked out in the alley?

      The real point is, you want to be different and funny WITHOUT being creepy.

      That’s not always an easy line to walk. It takes practice and a willingness to “fall of the high wire” once in a while.


  6. ZaraThud says:

    Just in time. My last walk-up failed for lack of pre-opener. Ha Ha. I think she didn’t quite hear the whole “pretty stick” line in a noisy mall. Looked like she was about to run and scream for security, but I was so shocked by her reaction she stayed long enough for me to dismiss her. She was way too freaked out for me to salvage at that point, if only because I would have had to lean in closer for her to hear me…

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