She Shut Me Down… I Pounded Ground

Dear Seeker of Success,

The other day something happened to me that would have knocked an amateur on his ass.

I gotta admit, it bugged me for all of, oh, let’s say, 2 whole seconds.

But back when I was an AFC (Average Frustrated Chump), it would have…

…Sank Me Into Despair For Weeks

Here’s the scoop:

The other day, I’m strolling through my lovely neighborhood, Little Italy, a great part of San Diego.

I’m in one of those “let’s make everyone feel a bit of joy today” moods.

So I pick out a rolly-polly porky pie of a lass and give her a big smile.

I say, “Hello, lovely human” in my most pleasant voice.

How did this shining example of porcine non-pulchritude (ugly/fat) respond?

Did she smile?

Did she blush?

Did she say “thank you”?

Nope.

She promptly told me to…

F.O.A.D.

(If you don’t know what that stands for, look it up in the Urban Dictionary.)

Anyhow, I was a bit taken aback.

I, the master of muff, the sultan of slit, got shut down by a hog molly.

But only for, like, 2 seconds – I wasn’t more affected by this than if, say, some random gave me a dirty look passing me in the street – here one second, gone the next.

This is actually testament to the power of Speed Seduction® when it comes to dealing with all women, pleasant ones as well as mean ones.

Now here are the important lessons:

1. When it comes to pick up, you have to be prepared for any response.
2. You can never, EVER predict what type of woman will go for what type of guy, so assume you’ll win and be unattached to the outcome.
3. They can do whatever they want: you decide where your energy goes.

Let me know what you think of this lesson by posting a comment below.

Peace,

RJ

P.S. Your last opportunity to learn from me live in London for at least a year is coming up.

You can find out more here – but don’t be a master-waiter.