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How To Be Funny/Use Humor And “Put Ons” To Meet Women

Posted by Ross Jeffries on June 29th, 2009
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Dear Speed Seduction(R) Student,

This video is number 6 of the 10 part Youtube Beyond Dating Tips/Advice For Men Mastery Series.( I know I say on the video that it is number 7 but actually it is number 6 .But really what the fuck does it matter?)

I teach my favorite method meeting women: the Put On.

This approach has many advantages, as I outline in this video.

1. It’s fun, so you do more of it.

2. It allows me to screen for women who enjoy my sense of humor and who can handle something a bit out of the ordinary-who in fact respond well and enjoy a bit out of the ordinary.

3. It’s unique so it gets positive attention.

Give it a watch and pass it on. And comment please.

Once again, the video is: Pick Up Artist Tactic: How To Be Funny/Use Put Ons To Meet Women

Peace and piece,

RJ

P.S. If you want to learn these methods, all in one place check out my Gold Walk Up DVD.

P.P.S. As I think you can see BY NOW, my advice for men goes way beyond pick up lines or traditional dating tips.  This is the real stuff, for real world results.

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When She’s Rude Right Out Of The Chute

Posted by Ross Jeffries on February 17th, 2009

Dear Speed Seduction® Student,

One of the things I teach newbies who are looking for ways to meet women wherever they might be is this:  “90% of the time, the worst that will happen is nothing will happen”.

If a woman doesn’t happen to like your particular approach or opening, it is very rare indeed for her to get nasty, mean or offensive.

 Usually, in these cases, she just won’t respond.  She’ll simply ignore you or shrug and give very little by way of an answer.

 However, sometimes, on rare occasions, women can have what looks like rude reactions.

 I say “looks like” because rude implies it is about you and that she is intending to be hurtful.

 I have a rule I follow that enables me to meet women and turn around even the seemingly worst first responses that they have.

 Here it is:  I seldom take a woman’s first response to me as written in stone. It is almost always a function and reflection of what she is thinking, feeling and believing in that moment, and almost always subject to change.

So even if she does yell, call names, etc, I just view it as having nothing to do with me: after all, she doesn’t even know me.

 My first interpretation is that she is having a bad day, has some other problem in life, or she has just encountered a guy who tried out some “negging” from  Misery Method or the cocky/funny crap from  Double Your Masturbating!

 In which case, who could blame her for assuming men are clueless twits until they prove otherwise?

What are your choices if this occurs?

1.     Discharge it with humor.  “I’m sorry…could you repeat that? I was just thinking about my favorite verse from the Bible.”

 2.    Call her on it by speaking the truth of it:   “Hey….nothing I just said deserves that kind of answer. So      whomever you are angry at, it isn’t me. “

 Personally, I’m not of a mind to give the gift of my attention to someone who isn’t of a mind to receive it, so nowadays I just shrug and move on.

But do understand it is always your choice in how you respond, when you know the tools of Speed Seduction®.

Peace and piece,

RJ

 P.S.  Do you need a “bail out” when it comes to Booty Calls?  Do you lack lovely ladies in your life to provide that all important “Stimulus” for your  “package”?    Is your sex life in a  seemingly unending “recession?”  Time to claim your sexual prosperity with my Speed Seduction 3.0 course. 

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Oh My God….He Stuffed Her Turkey!

Posted by Ross Jeffries on November 26th, 2008

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Dear Speed Seduction(R) Student,

There’s nothing I love more than a successful and wildly happy student relating his horny-tale of seduction suckcess!

Tonight, I got this early Thanksgiving present from Mike in Ventura. Here is his email, word for word. Yes, it is a long one, but I wanted to give it to you unedited.

I’m awaiting his permission to publish the pics he sent me of he and this gorgeous 20 year old model; shit, even **I** would be proud of myself if I nailed this girl.

Here it is:

Dear Almighty Guru Ross,

Thanks dude!

I still consider myself a very beginner student of yours… I
wanted to study your 3.0 course before we chat because I know it works
but I need to get better… I need SS to flow like a river…
like a smooth seductive sauve rapper! I know I need to MAKE IT
MY OWN. Keep it true and honest and really truly care about the
woman and the states she floats between…. I may be a beginner,
but I have studied mystery and others for years… yet this
makes sense… common sense… it is more natural to my poetic
style as a person… and damn it Ross-it works like a charm…

Every day I game…. It’s the only way to test this shit out on
REAL women in REAL time. I go out. That’s what I do….. I get
better… But I have a long WAYYYYY I know….

BUT I USED YOUR STUFF ON THIS SEXY 9HB INTERNATIONAL RUNWAY
MODEL and had her so horny I could read it in her eyes like a
neon sign, so I just leaned in for the kiss. Security is getting
to know me a little too well in that parking structure. There
was a camera RIGHT above the car but WE DIDN’T CARE it was
tooooo smoking hot! Her nipples were cute lil’ pink erect
nipples gone wild…..  I guess thanks to you it’s time to put
aside the girl’s gone nuts porn… time for these experiences to
happen in realtime! Fuck yeah! I paid my dues to total
unappreciative bitches that cleaned me out… NOW I have all the
control back in the driver’s seat and I deserve to live life to
the fullest. Look out rock stars…. I can speak in verse just
as well….

So the next day after that 20 year old hot model I was really
feeling like I wanted MORE of this same hot model….  SHIT! I’m
JUST A BEGINNER OF YOURS! I didn’t know exactly about DAY 2
game! I remember you say to live the life-don’t let the woman
down by slipping back into chump-keep running patterns-make up
my own…. I began freaking out like what to do next. This is
where I could have slipped into AFC mode but I got out my
reading stuff of DAY 2 Game…..

Understand-this is my life now. I must improve myself at this
point in my life. I game every day and have cut my work back to
freelance so I could work on myself fulltime to be the best I
can be. I had terrible one-itis for 2 years with a bitch who ran
me ragged… I feel ashamed at the wanton nice guy supplication!
I know this is the best revenge! 3.0 landed me a life-changing
delicious spicy muffin, a gorgeous sexy and fun woman. AND What
fucking guy doesn’t want to open his eyes and see a HOT model
writhing in passion and craving, begging another passionate kiss
right before his eyes? I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING… and then I
thought with a big smile… FUCK YOU ROSS YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH-YOU
WERE FUCKING DEAD-ON RIGHT ABOUT SS and now 3.0!!!!!!!!!! I
smiled… then I went back to smoochin’! I ain’t a
fool…….!!! hahaha

I re-read your seminar transcripts and then I called her back…
In my head I’m trying to overcome the altered state of being
enamored with her… I repeated some words back…. waffle and
hickey’s (don’t ask…haha) to try to bring her back to that
state….. but she sounds a little down-key… Where is that
energy she had at? Did I blow it?

I was tossing and turning all night trying not to think of her
which made my CONFIDENCE go down and think I wouldn’t hear from
her again… I got really depressed about it! I guess I’m used
to women flaking….

I did the patterns…. I did the anchor to HER fucking words and
repeated back… I gave her a .49 cent crystal to hold to
remember me…. (I buy them in bulk haha! I have secret
techniques too!) AND we had a sexual and emotional connection
THE FIRST 3 HOURS OF MEETING HER and running patterns….. at
least the ones I could remember under pressure…. and an
erection the size of Florida.

I was thinking: what was Mystery talking about this taking 7
hours and hopping clubs…

WELL ROSS! GUESS WHAT BOSS THE ROSS!!!!!! She texted me today
and we are going to spend THANKSGIVING together…. THE WHOLE
DAY…. Let’s do the math: She’s 20, horny and wetter than a
warm summer rain from the patterns I constantly make up and run
24/7…. I got us a THANKSGIVING hotel room…. you said young
girls are all about the sex….hehe Ross…. Go ahead boss… Do
The FUCKING Math… SS Student+Patterns+Hotel room+Young Hot
Model==Equals: ….. Er… Um… I won’t be checking email until
I check out….hahahahahah!!!!

Like you say, it’s not an hour a day. It’s 24 hours a day. THIS
IS A LIFESTYLE CHANGE that once you get in you’ll never go back
to “chump” again. You can’t! It’s like learning to ride a
bike-you will never forget this. You can use it with women or
work or like I did on a suicidal friend of mine. Got him to
break bad trrance and go into good. It’s THAT simple. Thanks for
being my teacher. (By the way-You are right-Tony Robbins is a
tad too gung-ho!)

THANKS ROSS! I am moved to tears that somebody finally showed me
the right fucking way…… This is my whole life… fighting
back after a lifetime of boring dull marriage and NO women
experience… to become the man every woman wants to get to
know….. and they can’t figure out why they have so much fun
with me…! (it’s running patterns to keep their mind open to
the possibilities……..

THANKS FOR MY THANKSGIVING PRESENT! (gobble gobble…!)

I’ll be sure to stuff the bird real good for ya……….

Mike The Spike

P.S. This pic is for you!! Nice legs! She walks with style and
grace!!!

P.P.S. By the way-this HB8 blonde keeps emailing me too! And I
tend to doubt my pull on women and think they’d have buyer’s
remorse and never call me again. Now-I have to pick one hottie
over another…! SS gives me choice. It really works.

***********************

Ok, RJ back again. Pretty good stuff, huh?

So what is your story and why aren’t you enjoying this Thanksgiving with some moist, pink relief?

Get your 3.0 Course and get cracking with puss-packing, like Mike the Spike.

Peace and piece,

RJ

P.S.  My 3.0 Course is just what you need to stuff some pink stocking for the Holidays. Get your copy NOW!

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