When it happens, the Romance Racketeers will be there to take advantage of you with their flowers, roses, chocolates, long-stemmed roses by the truckload, and (blech) the social programming spewed by the LIFETIME-OF-DESPERATE-SUPPLICATION MOVIE NETWORK.
WE. ARE. STOPPING. THAT. NOW.
Therefore, I am stepping in with the answer to blasting past this and getting you into the Land of Moist Pink Abundance quickly.
All told, I have to say that this course, recorded from a live seminar back in 2002, is really me at my most bastardly.
That's why I'm announcing....