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    Kevin April 23, 2015, 12:51 pm

    Ross, I get what you’re saying. However, if I say it like the fourth time, won’t I come off as creepy to women?

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      Ross Jeffries April 23, 2015, 1:02 pm

      No, because you’re not saying it to women at all. You’re not saying it in the presence of women, either. (Well, unless she is wearing pink sunglasses and green shorts and wearing a T-shirt that flatters her melons and says “What’s wet and juicy and pink in the middle?” with a picture of a watermelon on it….LOL)

      You’re saying it to yourself.


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    Z23 April 23, 2015, 2:20 pm

    Every time I see a pretty girl now I’m going to think, “watermelon.” 🙂

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      Ross Jeffries April 23, 2015, 2:28 pm

      Juicy, wet, sweet, pink in the middle. I’ll take it!

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    Vic April 23, 2015, 4:54 pm

    Thx Ross, Actually I thought this Watermelon message was about that Watermelon contained the erection producing ingredient L-Citrulline, but looking deeper this lesson is tantamount Mr. Myagi saying to the Karate Kid to do that ‘wax on, wax off’ exercise…it’s seems irrelevant to getting girls, but I suspect it isn’t….I have an uncannny knack for calling out the true personality of women by being open and vunerable immediately, like in SECONDS, because I’ve learned that Women’s emotions need to be jacked up from Men from ”0 to 60” just that quickly…QUICK, that way I weed out the wheat from the tares, quickly, QUICKLY…did I say “quickly”? lol

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    Paul July 8, 2019, 8:35 am

    Is it coincidence that you chose watermelon, given that it is one of the major T building fruits?

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      Ross Jeffries July 10, 2019, 1:21 pm

      Candidly, it was. But you raise a good point.

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    christian July 13, 2019, 12:27 am

    i have a theory i am considering to be true. at work in every language we offer, they have 1 paid guy who is con-ing people into wanting to become a superior guy & potentially even something magnificent as working in backoffice – having an as powerful voice as they have. but i am doing some sort of yes i assume practise every morning & am having a transformative shield, that ultimately isnt even there 😉 i like to brag about that, today! i would have tried to do the exercise, but the vocabulary has changed, now that a new “voice” has appeared, since they are only schedule to last for 3 months. he was seated next to me; but my invisible goal is till october becoming more of a practitioner. more of that what matters. and also next weekend i am meeting a girl i had briefly known from a previous job. that this weekend is not as dry as the other weekends as it is raining & very wet, i am interpreting the clouds in a good way to send a positive note from prague. thank you for daring, the transformers song!

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      Ross Jeffries July 26, 2019, 3:08 pm

      Awesome – thank you for sharing. I trust all is well with you my friend!

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        Christian September 4, 2019, 12:36 pm

        in a dry way i do have to say that meeting the girl didnt happen & after misunderstandings, i decided it is actually very alright this way. but jobwise turned out my my theory is trueish! a company, the year 2019, 2 parties & someThing caught in between old ways of handling things.
        thank you for replying to my little chat-lines! not even sure if that is fully deserved, but it´s great to be connected. 1 planet ultimately! 🙂 potentially i could probably also be someone like a friend. Thank you…

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